Post by missy dunlap on Jun 13, 2010 12:44:55 GMT -6
Fly in the Soup
Customer: Waitress, waitress, there's a fly in my soup !
Waitress: (Enters, very snooty, peering into the soup) Oh, yes, you are right Ma’am. That will be an extra 25 cents for the meat.
Customer: But waitress, he's swimming all over the top !
Waitress: (Still snooty) You are right, Ma’am. It doesn't know it's a fly, Ma’am. It's doing the Butterfly stroke.
Customer peering into bowl again: Well, I think it must be an Australian !
Waitress : Why do you say that Ma’am ?
Customer: BECAUSE IT'S DOWN UNDER NOW !
Customer: Waitress, waitress, there's a fly in my soup !
Waitress: (Enters, very snooty, peering into the soup) Oh, yes, you are right Ma’am. That will be an extra 25 cents for the meat.
Customer: But waitress, he's swimming all over the top !
Waitress: (Still snooty) You are right, Ma’am. It doesn't know it's a fly, Ma’am. It's doing the Butterfly stroke.
Customer peering into bowl again: Well, I think it must be an Australian !
Waitress : Why do you say that Ma’am ?
Customer: BECAUSE IT'S DOWN UNDER NOW !