Post by missy dunlap on Jun 13, 2010 12:39:03 GMT -6
These can be done as one large skit or used one at a time in between other skits.....
Crazy News Flashes
A truckload of artificial hair has just overturned on the motorway. The police are combing the countryside.
A hundred dollar bill has just been found on the campsite. Will the owner, please form an orderly line outside the mess tent to claim it.
Doctors have just discovered that people with hairs starting to grow on the palms of their hands are going mad.
PAUSE.
They also tell us that people looking for hairs on the palms of their hands are already mad.
Today thieves broke into the local police station and stole fifty pairs of trousers. The police are looking… pretty silly actually.
Yesterday a chicken swallowed a yo-yo. It has now laid the same egg seventy five times.
Here is a late railway announcement. The train now arriving at platforms 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 is coming in sideways.
Crazy News Flashes
A truckload of artificial hair has just overturned on the motorway. The police are combing the countryside.
A hundred dollar bill has just been found on the campsite. Will the owner, please form an orderly line outside the mess tent to claim it.
Doctors have just discovered that people with hairs starting to grow on the palms of their hands are going mad.
PAUSE.
They also tell us that people looking for hairs on the palms of their hands are already mad.
Today thieves broke into the local police station and stole fifty pairs of trousers. The police are looking… pretty silly actually.
Yesterday a chicken swallowed a yo-yo. It has now laid the same egg seventy five times.
Here is a late railway announcement. The train now arriving at platforms 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 is coming in sideways.